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21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

One of my friends forgot the word ‘lawnmower’ so she said “You know the thing that eats the grass.”

I was trying to explain that I needed a pair of boxers so I could answer the door when the pizza guy showed up but in my haste I informed my wife that I needed “butt covers”.

One of my roommates forgot the word volume so he said ‘lower your voice temperature’.

@bro-strudels once forgot the word for cupholder, and so asked for us to put his drink in the “juice hole”.

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