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May 23 2018

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rejectedprincesses:

Alakhai Beki (c.1191-([post 1230]): Princess Who Runs the State

Man, Mongolian fashion takes forever to draw. Patreon here. Books here. Art notes and whatnot after the cut.

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May 22 2018

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soukokucchi:

we love a trio

May 21 2018

eemaanuelee:

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

sarahsoph:

mental-ch-illness:

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

star-of-wormwood:

roseytint:

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

and have nowhere you have to be

May 20 2018

thebootydiaries:

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

May 19 2018

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ltfrankcastle:

me @ me 24/7

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nflstreet:

America is by far the dumbest country to ever exist

Thoughts and prayers

You know… when you keep asking for thoughts and prayers about a situation like repeated school shootings… you may not like what those prayers bring about. If you keep asking for mercy and grace from a being who believed a mass extinction by flood was a solution to sin, what do you expect a resolution to repeated mass murdering of children might entail, while we all stand by? Maybe we should put the prayers on hold and fix that ourselves?

May 18 2018

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

when thor does the :D face reblog if you agree

May 17 2018

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rmh8402:

no-strings-puppet:

viostormcaller:

oi-dancing-boy:

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

#he wants the phd

S T O P

Incredible

This is the best thing I’ve read all day lol

fuckindiva:

flowerais:

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

May 16 2018

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marvelousmindloki:

Adam’s wall. (click for panoramic view)
If you spot one you know and it’s not labeled, let me know and I’ll add it.

May 15 2018

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grocerystorephobic:

krzed:

christopher-hyde:

megganbraddock:

sporty-cus:

teddylacroix:

notalwaysluminous:

mrkevinmchale:

buzzfeed:

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

One of my friends forgot the word ‘lawnmower’ so she said “You know the thing that eats the grass.”

I was trying to explain that I needed a pair of boxers so I could answer the door when the pizza guy showed up but in my haste I informed my wife that I needed “butt covers”.

One of my roommates forgot the word volume so he said ‘lower your voice temperature’.

@bro-strudels once forgot the word for cupholder, and so asked for us to put his drink in the “juice hole”.

May 14 2018

fuckingconversations:

gallusrostromegalus:

the-scarlet-spider:

braincoins:

freshfriedtrash:

skazuhira-miller:

glenjamin-danzig:

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space) 
scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

I’d like to introduce you to my friends: 

The Donky Dung Sea Cucumber

The “Pig Butt Worm”

The Slippery Dick, named because it’s very good at wriggling free of nets. 

The Sarcastic Fringehead, named for its big, obnoxious mouth

And the MonkeyFace Prickleback which is named like a YA fantasy novel monster. 

And, during a recent deep-sea expedition (Broadcast live, I was watching the stream while it was happening) 

They came across a super-rare fish, immediately nicknamed it “Falcor” and spent a solid chunk of time just following it around, talking about how great the fish was, and how happy they were to see it. (Some of the video here) 

Anyway, Marine Biologists are maniacs and wonderful people 

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prodigiousreblogger:

shmudgod:

Mother knows best

Reblogging for Mother’s Day!!!

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